Salamandra

Salamandra

Quickly regenerates lost limbs

Cut a pile of her arms off and she'll still beat you hand over fist.

Salamandra held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, September 03, 2008 to Friday, September 05, 2008, heartily vanquishing Thigh High to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Big Wheel.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. 2+ heads are better than one!

    burt | [ a ]
  2. Wait — is that true? Because I only have 1 and I can't seem to make more :(

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  3. Hahah. Awesome.

    Iancorey | [ a ]
  4. XD That's great.

    Annnnnna | [ a ]

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Jealous Jockey

Jealous Jockey

Destroys all rivals to his preeminent role on the lawn. This is probably why we're observing smaller and smaller flocks of plastic flamingos as well.