Kevin
09 | 30 | 2008
( 11 ) Read
"Dear Prime Minister of Sturgeonia — I would be honored to help a fellow fish. Here are the account numbers you requested..."
Sutter
09 | 25 | 2008
( 9 ) Read
Even Mr. Auction will get tired of spewing prices when nobody is bidding.
Kevin
09 | 25 | 2008
( 6 ) Read
He'll defeat the Tongue Twisters faster than a cattle sold at an... Austin auction. Hey! I get that now!
Sutter
09 | 23 | 2008
( 12 ) Read
Can you still pronounce uncouth with two half hitches tied in your tongue?
Kevin
09 | 23 | 2008
( 6 ) Read
Why, with proper diction and grammar, even this insect could become a duchess!
Kevin
09 | 15 | 2008
( 3 ) Read
Theoretically he's also the bane of tiny cities. So watch out, Zumbro Falls, Minnesota!
Sutter
09 | 12 | 2008
( 8 ) Read
Our Lady will be back to her slim self in no time with only a minor batch of internal bleeding.
Kevin
09 | 11 | 2008
( 13 ) Read
Ten legs or not, Decicorn's spine is going to snap when this lass climbs aboard.
Kevin
09 | 09 | 2008
( 12 ) Read
Thumber won't be catching any rides with 100 pounds of iron pinning his hand to the ground.
Sutter
09 | 07 | 2008
( 10 ) Read
He's also the Thumb Wrestling World Champion of the Universe Forever.
Kevin
09 | 05 | 2008
( 11 ) Read
Salamandra's limbs may regenerate... but the rest of her is screwed.
Sutter
09 | 03 | 2008
( 4 ) Read
Cut a pile of her arms off and she'll still beat you hand over fist.
Guest: Ben Claassen III
09 | 02 | 2008
( 10 ) Read
The Cutter won't be having a very g'day after all.
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