Pummels foes with his fleshless limbs.

Our feathered friend better bone up on his starvation skills.

Femurder held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, August 21, 2008 to Friday, August 22, 2008, heartily vanquishing Vulgar Vulture to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Fairy Grandmother.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. This looks like Popeye's skeleton!

    Sammy | [ a ]
  2. That looks suspiciously like an arm, which would make him the "humer-derer"...which, in retrospect, isn't that funny after all.

    Anthony | [ a ]
  3. Uh oh, what with that creepy skull (or "deaths head") and the lightning bolts in the background I'm getting a bad feeling about this guy...

    theobold | [ a ]
  4. HAHA @ Anthony's observation.

    Still, I'm going to throw Sutter a bone and commend him on the very nice "Femurder" wordplay.

    burt | [ a ]
  5. Did not see that coming. I expected a demonic Miss Manners or Dear Abby. I see possibilities for tomorrow - but no spoilers, right?

    MADman | [ a ]
  6. surely all the vulture need to do is fly?

    that would make femurder 'armless...


    manicmanc | [ a ]

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