Down Undercutter: Slashing prices and throats since 1980
Black Marketeer: Steals items to sell underground for profit.
Saboteur Successor: Eager to inherit the throne at any cost.
Queen of Clubs: Beats any Jack, any time.
Jack Rummy: Distracting Grannies from their everyday duties.
Fairy Grandmother: Puts some meat on those bones.
Femurder: Pummels foes with his fleshless limbs.
Vulgar Vulture: Ignores scavenger etiquette. Like... waiting until something dies before you eat it.
The Remainder: Plays dead until the barrage is over then strikes!
Didi Divide: Surrounds and overwhelms any single individual.
Rick O'Shea is The Deflector: Turning projectiles against their owners
Fallen Archer: Verily! Thine foot doth he vex and only!
Mr. McCandz: Fights with his feet not with his hands
Thumb Gremlin: Steals your thumbs while you sleep.
Midwife: Snipping cords of all shapes and sizes
The Cord Marshal: Commands extension cords.
General Contractor: Rebuilding and rebilling
Wrecking Paul: Now I am become Paul, destroyer of buildings.
KillOWatt: Never remembers to turn off its many headlights.
Alkalion: King of the Batteries.