Sweat Threat

Sweat Threat

His many sweatbands swallow moisture.

Hugh will be sweating bullets when his moisture dries up.

Sweat Threat held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, July 29, 2008 to Thursday, July 31, 2008, heartily vanquishing Hugh Midity to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Drysperado.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Gorgeously Brilliant Hero. I love the "S" made from sweatbands. And he kinda looks like "Rocky". Awesome job Sutter.

    Jo | [ a ]

  2. Thank you very much!! I kept thinking he looked like somebody, but couldn't put my finger on it!

    SAMMY | [ a ]

  3. FrankenRocky!

    The headband "S" is great.

    burt | [ a ]

  4. FrankenRocky!

    The headband "S" is great.

    burt | [ a ]

  5. FrankenRocky!

    I'd love to see him without the headbands. He'd probably look a lot like someone I know.

    Iancorey | [ a ]

  6. Maybe the headbands are the reason his head is like that. That would be tragic, his making such a sacrifice for our non-starched needs.

    solaana | [ a ]

  7. I mean, de-humidifying needs. Skipped a hero there.

    solaana | [ a ]

  8. @solaana: How dare you?!

    Iancorey | [ a ]

  9. Welcome to my top 3 Superest list Mr. Sweat Threat.

    Cee | [ a ]

A Random Hero!

The Superest Book

The Superest Book

We interrupt this battle to announce that The Superest book is now available for pre-order online, and in stores December 29th. Just in time for Christmas 2010! The book contains all-new heroes in an all-new battle. You've never seen any of it! Available for pre-order at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Borders. And probably more, but those are the ones we were told about.