Sea Miner

Sea Miner

His cleverly-placed mines will sink any enemy ship!

This may be the first accidental defeat. If only those mines were less sexually-attractive to Fuzzy...

Sea Miner held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, July 24, 2008 to Thursday, July 24, 2008, heartily vanquishing Fuzzy to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Bends.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Think of the children!

    They'll be much safer now.

    (Unless this boosts Fuzzy merch sales...)

    burt | [ a ]
  2. Great! Really creative, I like it.

    netdruid | [ a ]
  3. C Minor?

    MIKKEL | [ a ]
  4. The mental image of that cute little fish, with a glint in his eye, grabbing a mine with his claspers and just humping away is just wrong (and hilarious).

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  5. I agree AJob223.

    I especially like the left-over fish tail from the explosion. ..and I'll skip the obvious pun including "blow".

    netdruid | [ a ]
  6. Fuzzy is going to go out with a Blast! and the Sea Miner must have one of the world's most dangerous jobs! What a Hero!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  7. No more Posion time stabby hour?
    Well juddging by the notes, it didn't end a childrens show.

    el pie-o | [ a ]

A Random Hero!

The Bully Brothers

The Bully Brothers

Crashing parties, smashing dorks. Stop hitting yourself. Why do you like to hit yourself so much? Doesn't that hurt? If it hurts so much why don't you stop already? Aw, look at the big crying baby. Stop hitting yourself baby.