FertEliza

FertEliza

Grows stronger healthier vegetation in no time flat

Violet has bought the farm but at least it will produce bountiful crops.

FertEliza held the coveted title of Current Champ from Sunday, June 15, 2008 to Tuesday, June 17, 2008, heartily vanquishing Shrinking Violet to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Beetlemaster.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. The handbag may only exist to confirm her gender, but at least it's a change from than the standard cartoon red ribbon.

    I will now leave the manure jokes to the discretion of the other commenters.

    L | [ a ]
  2. Thank you, L.

    ...ahem...

    Manure? But I hardly ma know her!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  3. Don't you mean the secretion of other commenters?

    bettsmedia | [ a ]
  4. Bettsmedia took the pun right out of my mouth! So I'll have to think of another, less-effective one...

    FertEliza seems demure. Or, rather, demanure.

    Great heroine name, Sutter.

    burt | [ a ]
  5. Should be pretty easy to kick the crap out of this hero.

    Herrimanjoe | [ a ]
  6. The last pun wins best pun so far!

    Shadowmancer | [ a ]
  7. At first I thought this hero was crappy, but I was being feces-ous.

    Also, what the hell does she keep in her handbag? Make-up?

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  8. AJOB223: I'm guessing Ziplocks, or plastic bags to pick up the occasional mess.

    netdruid | [ a ]
  9. She actually carries baby wipes in there in case of potential messes.

    sutter | [ a ]
  10. Middle School must have been difficult for this one.

    M.M. | [ a ]
  11. I like her. She seems like a down-to-earth person.

    Bexley | [ a ]

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