The Hulking Load: He will burden you with his ballast.
Bodhisattva Yogi: Never touches ground.
Kline the Landmine: Be careful where you dig...
Dashing Delver: Digs holes at superhuman speed!
Leatherback the tortoise with more(tas): Slowly and steadily outsmarting the competition.
Hare-2-O: Sprays watery mist from his ears... and has four times the normal luck!
Tear Cat: Breaking mobs with bad luck and tear gas
The Superstitious Villagers: Every Mad Doctor's nightmare.
Doctor Constipator: Creating constipation concoctions.
The Beetlemaster: His army of dung beetles will divide and conquer.
FertEliza: Grows stronger healthier vegetation in no time flat
Shrinking Violet: Reduces intimidatingly-sized vegetation to normal.
Cacto: Hes got a spine with your name on it.
Lily Livered Lenny: Spineless through and through.
Dr Ted, Chiropractor: De-hunches the hunched.
The Hunchback of Middle High: Steals bells before they can sound.
The False Alarmers: An unlikely team of experts specializing in setting off the fire drill. Chubby Tim Rogers: His poorly-aimed dodgeball frequently hits the fire alarm. Jeremy The Delinquent: Needs to get suspended so he can go to Burning Man. Janitor Rufus: A fire drill guarantees him a 20-minute nap under the bleachers.
Mr. Carvers Biology Class: Chapter 8: Pig dissection
The Superest Store is Open for Business!: Superest Store is open!
Avaricious Oinksly: Covets any spare change.
The Copper Coppers: Busting up vacuums and making a really awful noise in the process.
Vic Hume: The Human Vacuum.