Dr Neil and his Smallenating Ray

Dr Neil and his Smallenating Ray

Uses science to create bug sized gas masks.

Our little friends will breathe easier in their freshly Smallenated masks.

Dr Neil and his Smallenating Ray held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, May 02, 2008 to Monday, May 05, 2008, heartily vanquishing Didi Tee to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Jani-Tormentor and his Bucket of Destruction.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. "But, Dr. Neil," one might ask, "how does it work?"

    EToaster | [ a ]
  2. Dang and blast it, that pesky 'Dr' Neil got there first. Back to the drawing board...

    sean | [ a ]
  3. That is so awesome!

    The Tommy | [ a ]
  4. Hehehehehe only a "Dr." with a goatee, no pants, and sandals would think of the poor suffering bugs.

    Fuzzyhusk | [ a ]
  5. no safety glasses, and wearing flip-flops in the lab!? Looks like Safe-T-Reg and his OSHA crew might be back for a second helping of red-tape whup-ass.

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  6. Shouldn't that be "Ensmallenating"? You know, so it can be the opposite of "Embiggening".

    Oh, and also: Hilarious.

    the carboxyl group | [ a ]
  7. Shouldn't that be "Ensmallenating"? You know, so it can be the opposite of "Embiggening".

    Oh, and also: Hilarious.

    the carboxyl group | [ a ]
  8. Shouldn't that be "Ensmallenating"? You know, so it can be the opposite of "Embiggening".

    Oh, and also: Hilarious.

    the carboxyl group | [ a ]
  9. Wow. Triple post. Nice work, me.

    I... only meant to say that once. Seriously.

    the carboxyl group | [ a ]
  10. Now this is the silliest use of a Smallenator in all of superherodom.

    Personally, I have no idea what can beat this guy.

    "Nano Narcissus and his Very Small Ray-Reflecting Mirror"?

    "The Wetter: The appliance that un-shrinks clothes"?

    "Cannibal Carroll Cake: it eats itself to return to normal size!"

    L | [ a ]
  11. I think this hero sucks :|
    Really.

    Nacho | [ a ]
  12. um, F U i guess?
    Really.

    sutter | [ a ]
  13. Sutter you should smallinate nacho. I think small nachos suck. Really.

    becker | [ a ]
  14. I think the real winner here is Prophylactic.... I think the next hero needs to take on both a gas-masked protective bug and a mad scientist with a penchant for the improbable: The Hole Puncher. I think that should take care of the both of them.

    Jeremy | [ a ]
  15. By the way, I love the little smiley face on the side of the Smallenating Ray. :D

    EToaster | [ a ]
  16. ha, nice comeback, Sutter!!

    twilight | [ a ]
  17. also, love the blast marks around the smallenated gas mask. very effective.

    twilight | [ a ]
  18. Is this the first time a hero protects a previous hero from the current villian?

    I would have gone the government regulators route. They banned DDT all those years, erroniously I think.

    Chrism | [ a ]
  19. I love those quote marks around "science"

    philip | [ a ]
  20. Chrism - Actually it's happened a couple of times. For instance, back in the bad old days, Pus In Boots was threatened by Scout-Boy - but Mr. And Ms. Chievous Whim disposed of him before he could do any real damage.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  21. You mean 'after' he did real damage - Scout-Boy's entry still had a link marked 'Vanquished' pointing at Pus In Boots.

    L | [ a ]
  22. Now, that's the real question here... is the Superest documenting a pool of heroes, and this order just a theoretical extrapolation of who would win without any actual fighting, or are we documenting the battle as it progresses?

    It's a chicken vs. the egg thing.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  23. Ever have one of those days were you have to remind people it's a game meant for fun and creative spirits?

    This kid once yelled at me for cheating at solitaire, seriously! He thought that my obsessive pulling from the deck ought to be stopped. STOPPED I tell you.

    and I think Dr. Neil is pretty cute.

    M.M. | [ a ]
  24. Why are you guys so effing awesome. Brilliant.

    Tim | [ a ]
  25. Not only is he pantsless, but also rocking socks with his sandals from what I can tell. Love the gimmicky science labels.

    Jon | [ a ]

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