Number Cruncher

Number Cruncher

Math just got a lot tougher.

There's a 100% chance Die Charts will become extinct.

Number Cruncher held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, April 02, 2008 to Wednesday, April 02, 2008, heartily vanquishing Die Chart to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Carpal Tunneler.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Initial reaction: "Haha!"

    Follow-up reaction: "Awww, poor tee-tiny Die Charts!"

    burt | [ a ]

  2. Initial reaction: "Haha!"

    Follow-up reaction: "Awww, poor tee-tiny Die Charts!"

    burt | [ a ]

  3. I like the accountant getup, including the bowtie and thick glasses.

    And also the Alfalfa (sp?) hair cut.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  4. The prescription is so thick it's opaque! Love this guy. And no matter how strong his hands are, he just can't get that cowlick to behave.

    I'd like to have him take care of a few gant charts for me.

    adam | [ a ]

  5. Yeah, the Die Charts look totally cute now. Not as cute as that bowtie though.

    Obviously, your next superhero will be me, since I am mathematically dyslexic.

    solaana | [ a ]

  6. There was a stint where it seems there had been a touch of recycling and not 'stepping out of the box' which can sometimes happen during such a game...great to see the last several posts have had some deeper humor...and excellent illustration.

    Brine | [ a ]

  7. OMG! Look at the little die charts running in terror! they look like minnows.

    M.M. | [ a ]

  8. No one who wears a bow tie should be that angry...

    Vair | [ a ]

  9. Wow Kevin This Hero is soooo Great. What I love most about this post is not only the accountants strength, but the fact that the previous Hero is shown being defeated. Superest continues to amaze me (week)daily!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  10. This is the best execution of the short sleeve oxford and tie scenario ever!

    I love this site! You guys rock!

    Ellroy | [ a ]

  11. Homerun week so far, boys.

    Iancorey | [ a ]

  12. Motion seconded. I call for unanimous consent.

    Justin | [ a ]

  13. man....you two(+) continue to amaze me with your clever solutions.

    xoxoxoxoxo
    mb

    mark b | [ a ]

  14. Are there two Die Charts in the back standing around and conversing whilst their brethren is being crunched?

    Nickers | [ a ]

  15. Haha! How can you not love this?! And to AJOB223: His hair really is reminescent of Alfalfa from the Little Rascals - I love that film! Aw, all the poor little die charts!u

    she who must not be named | [ a ]

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