The Prophylactick: When you find yourself in a hot spot call on the Prophylactick.
Claparella: A single clap brings the most handsome of heroes regret and discomfort.
Phenomenalbert: You can't improve on perfection.
Reality Makeover Squad: Will hold inappropriately-dressed woman captive for <em>hours</em>.
Cavi Tease: Lures unsuspecting vampires to bite him and get tooth decay.
The Pollen Count: No bee can resist his allure!
Fumble Bee: Clumsy enough to bumble through ANY safety precaution.
Safe T. Reg: You can't fight bureaucracy!
Carb Cutter: Your health is at risk!
Pretzeled Pete: Salty through and through.
Sugar Suck: Removes every last bit of sweetness from food. Rendering it inedible.
Marmalady: Gathering the Worlds jars for her delicious preserves.
Captain Captivity: Compelled to capture every creature in the cosmos in incommodious containers.
Sea Fellow: Appears out of any water to jump through hoops.
The Human Hole: To him, solid objects are but air.
Wind Breaker: Can withstand any gale.
Stiff Breeze: Just the right wind to extinguish your flame and goose your bumps
The Pyro: Views gas as an opportunity to make a light meal.
Mr. Fantastic Feathers, Canary Incredible: Easily survives the harshest tunnel gas.
Carpal Tunneler: Chiseling your hands useless.
Number Cruncher: Math just got a lot tougher.
Die Chart: Predator of the cubicle plains.