The Spitting Image held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, March 18, 2008 to Wednesday, March 19, 2008, heartily vanquishing Paparazzo to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Mover.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Shrinks balls with his stare. If only the Abdominal Snowman had been made out of cubes. Or could run.