GuilloTeen

GuilloTeen

Captivating and decapitating

Who's got that winning spirit? We do! We do! Who's got a head? Not you! Not you!

GuilloTeen held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, March 05, 2008 to Wednesday, March 12, 2008, heartily vanquishing Roticia to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Lord Byron Oxide.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. The eloquence of the additional note is astounding. I am astounded.

    easy peasy lemon squeasy | [ a ]
  2. Absolutely awesome. Roticia, you just got served. (I mean, in the way that John the Baptist was served. I mean, on a platter.)

    Isaac | [ a ]
  3. Hilarious. It's like that cheerleader from the tv show heros.

    Jamie Fehr | [ a ]
  4. BRAVA! BRAVA! I just spit mouth-juice on my laptop.

    angie | [ a ]
  5. The heroine (or villainess?) name alone makes this my new favorite Sutterism. Weeeeeeeeeeee.

    burt | [ a ]
  6. Love the bit about "Captivating and Decapitating. Love the pom-poms of death. Love the violent blood splatter on said pom-poms. Love her. Your best so far, Sutter.

    Herrimanjoe | [ a ]
  7. Wow. Someone just got owned.

    EJ | [ a ]
  8. My new favorite from Sutter. Amazing and simple.

    Jason | [ a ]
  9. This I would put on the t-shirt and wear everyday.

    M.M. | [ a ]
  10. You blow my mind! Roticia didn't have a chance in hell.

    AMAZING job Sutter!

    niff | [ a ]
  11. I think my favorite part about this hero is that she looks like she'd gotten rejected from any traditional cheerleading squad (glasses, braces, bangs) and went on a rampage. I wholeheartedly embrace nerds gone wrong.

    Sol | [ a ]
  12. Haha. Is that not what a traditional cheerleader looks like? In my mind it is. Hot!

    sutter | [ a ]
  13. Swipe...Thunk
    Swipe...Thunk
    Swipe...Thunk
    Swipe...Thunk
    and that was the end of Roticia
    Give me a G
    Give me a U........
    Great Hero Sutter!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  14. Got her number? She's wicked cute.

    Iancorey | [ a ]
  15. I have a feeling that Guillotine will be defeated by some sort of popular teen girl group that degrade and abuse her with verbal comments and make her feel self-conscious. God, I love being in High School :P

    Moses | [ a ]
  16. pwned.

    ajobrien223 | [ a ]
  17. And the next opponent
    Headmistress Kevlara Turtleneck. Nothing gets through that sweater. Not popularity, not deadly blades, and certainly not some preppy schoolgirl who thinks she's above the rules!

    Vercalos | [ a ]
  18. Now we finally have the origin story for that Headless Horse & Man.

    L | [ a ]
  19. I love her dual wielded bladed megaphones. Clever cleaving for the chipper cheerer.

    Mouse | [ a ]
  20. Har har, defeated by some sort of hazing?

    IGPDavid | [ a ]
  21. Have fun in Texas, guys :)

    Shaun S | [ a ]
  22. Thirty years down the road...

    Justin | [ a ]
  23. Wow, just found this site and i'm blown away - such an awesome concept and so well executed (no pun intended). I love it!

    seemikedraw | [ a ]
  24. Hey Seemikedraw, saw your site linked off Reddit the other day, your stuff is really good. Humour on par with XKCD imo :)

    Shaun S | [ a ]
  25. Maybe "The Rally Killer" is next?

    Jon | [ a ]
  26. How about "Ax-knee" "Humiliating teen girls to death"

    Jensen | [ a ]
  27. ive been watching this site for a while now and i must say gentlemen, you are both geniuses. you totally rock my socks. keep it up!!

    twilight | [ a ]
  28. every time i pop my RSS feed I get a sinking feeling. Where have you gone...?

    sean | [ a ]
  29. Austin, TX vanquished The Superest!
    Aughhh!

    burt | [ a ]

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