Son of the Eclipse

Son of the Eclipse

Stare too long and you'll never stare again.

After he renders your eyes useless, he performs a total eclipse of your heart.

Son of the Eclipse held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, March 03, 2008 to Wednesday, March 05, 2008, heartily vanquishing Deodoreyes to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Roticia.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. sick.

    sam | [ a ]
  2. Haha, so true. Eclipses are awesome to look at, and don't hurt your eyes, but slowly damage them without you even noticing. Damn.

    Shaun S | [ a ]
  3. Oh crap. I should probably return that "World's Greatest Eclipses" dvd set.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  4. What a sight for sore eyes!

    burt | [ a ]
  5. I love the "glare" effect around his neck, you can imagine the sunlight beating through there.

    Defeated by one of those shoeboxes with the holes cut into it?

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  6. Defeated by one of those shoeboxes with the holes cut into it?

    Iancorey | [ a ]
  7. Wouldn't he be defeated by that blind albino turtle all over again?

    Sol | [ a ]
  8. And I need you now tonight...

    figgalicous | [ a ]
  9. Eclipses of the Heart suck.

    M.M. | [ a ]
  10. @Iancorey:

    In grade school we made these shoeboxes with holes in them that you can look through at an eclipse without burning your retinas. Something about narrowing your fovea (which sounds dirty but isn't)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse#Viewing

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  11. Alright, I'll admit it. I usually root for Kevin, even though I've been floored and awed by you both.
    But I have to say Sutter, this is hands down my favourite hero from you yet. If the "Son of the Eclipse" pun (vis a vis "eclipse of the sun" for those who didn't get it), the note, the art, the concept just made me go wow.

    Fabian | [ a ]
  12. Turn around...

    Trunk | [ a ]
  13. Yeah OK Sutter, thats a great hero, but still Deodoreyes has REPLACEABLE Eyes so he'll just pull out another pair from his eyeball holsters.....

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  14. .....and they'll get burned out too! How many pairs you got, antiperspirant eyes? Lil' E and I can handle 'em.

    sutter | [ a ]
  15. Holding out for a hero, eh?

    David | [ a ]
  16. @Trunk : Every now and then I get a
    little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes ....

    Haz | [ a ]
  17. In the upcoming Adult Superest, you can see the Moon of the Eclipse.

    Justin | [ a ]
  18. haha Ding Ding Ding, That is it. that is the match, that is the ball game, this is the funniest one i have seen yet, i love this stuff. When is the card game coming out?

    talonshoop | [ a ]

A Random Hero!

Lord Byron Oxide

Lord Byron Oxide

Poetry that destroys metal. After his poem rusts Guilloteen's stuff, she'll have to evaluate it in English class. Double burn!