Guest: Britt Spencer
03 | 30 | 2008
Now that his alimony has kicked in the Lackey simply can't afford to let Hay Fever take him down!
Sutter
03 | 27 | 2008
Operating heavy machinery may prove difficult for Paulie and Jeff after HH lays a few pints on them.
Sutter
03 | 25 | 2008
After this massage Le Masseur will be needing, as the French say, le massive blood transfusion
Guest: Varick Rosete
03 | 24 | 2008
One 5-minute session ($1 per minute) with him and your body turns to mush.
Kevin
03 | 21 | 2008
He also tends to cause people to crowd about you in nervous anticipation.
Sutter
03 | 20 | 2008
Once he puts his mind to something there's no getting it back.
Kevin
03 | 19 | 2008
Spitting Image should probably have just ridden in the car, with the computer and that heirloom lamp.
Kevin
03 | 17 | 2008
That picture of Ztainlezz Zteel roller-skating in wacky suspenders really hurt his street rep.
Sutter
03 | 13 | 2008
He'll turn Lord Cryin' Oxide into one of his bitches and/or hoes.
Kevin
03 | 12 | 2008
After his poem rusts Guilloteen's stuff, she'll have to evaluate it in English class. Double burn!
Sutter
03 | 05 | 2008
Who's got that winning spirit? We do! We do! Who's got a head? Not you! Not you!
Sutter
03 | 03 | 2008
After he renders your eyes useless, he performs a total eclipse of your heart.
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