Birthday Squad

Birthday Squad

Turns horses and ponies into a humiliating ride.

Who wants to be upstaged by cake? I mean, that's just insulting.

Birthday Squad held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, February 26, 2008 to Tuesday, February 26, 2008, heartily vanquishing Hell Horse to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Bully Brothers.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Depends...is the cake a lie?

    blipple bloop blop | [ a ]
  2. Sorry about the double post, but hold the phone--does that kid's shirt say, "Bacon?"

    blipple bloop blop | [ a ]
  3. The only item in the universe not upstaged by cake is a delicious cookie, my dear friends. Unless its carrot cake, which is simply an abomination.

    p.s. That kid looks miserable enough to be wearing a shirt that says "Bacon"

    The_Norah | [ a ]
  4. Wow, a Portal reference on the first post.

    Kevin, I'm glad you didn't go the "glue" route to vanquish the horsie.

    burt | [ a ]
  5. Haha - it does indeed say Bacon. Though I'll let Sutter explain the significance of it.

    And you got it right about the cookie, The_Norah — cookies are the greatest of all desserts. Except ones with nuts in them.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  6. "Bacon" LMAO

    Mike Fox | [ a ]
  7. My, that chap in the "Bacon" shirt sure is a handsome young man. Those freckles are simply adorable! (Even though he has Hitler's haircut)

    sutter | [ a ]
  8. PORTAL! Hoot hoot! Lurv that game.

    IGPDavid | [ a ]
  9. I don't understand why the young sporting the bacon shirt is so miserable, I mean common think about it, I personally would be very stoked if I had a ballon that spelt out squad. Maybe its because the girl took his cake. What a bitch.

    Jezbort  | [ a ]
  10. There's a party pooper in every bunch.

    M.M. | [ a ]
  11. Isn't it obvious? He's upset because he didn't get a hat like the rest of the kids. They gave his hat to the horse to make it more 'festive'. I'd be upset too if I was him.

    Mouser | [ a ]
  12. Or maybe it's because he is the only one who realizes that birthdays just represent another year wasted away and that we are all just slowly moving toward our impending doom.

    Jezbort | [ a ]
  13. I read "bacon" and shot half of my venti mocha out my nose.

    When will the bearskinrug store start selling Bacon t-shirts?

    steve | [ a ]
  14. They have balloons that defy the laws of physics!

    Tom | [ a ]
  15. I think I pulled a muscle when I read "bacon."

    In all seriousness, if there were a Superest BACON shirt, I would quickly buy a couple.

    bettsmedia | [ a ]
  16. I would be overjoyed to make Bacon shirts for all that are interested. Hopefully it will prove to be more popular than the one I sported in High School.

    sutter | [ a ]
  17. bacon shirt = best thing ever.

    i'll take a bacon shirt, Sutter.

    Haley | [ a ]
  18. Very unexpected! I like it

    Trunk | [ a ]
  19. Bacon shirt? Yes please.

    mark | [ a ]
  20. I'd lay down 20 bucks for a good bacon shirt.

    Mike Fox | [ a ]
  21. germany needs bacon shirts.

    sam | [ a ]
  22. you have all have bacon shirts.

    Cold Bacon | [ a ]
  23. I'll take a bacon shirt and some real bacon. Actually, make it two!

    Jared Cunha | [ a ]

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