The Nag

The Nag

Agitates the most serene foes until they come to blows.

"How come my description has to rhyme? None of the other heroes rhyme. Why don't you take that writing course I told you about?"

The Nag held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, February 22, 2008 to Sunday, February 24, 2008, heartily vanquishing Anger Manager to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Hell Horse.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. clever, althought not a very uncommon foe

    that guy, you know, the onr you wish you were, modesty aside | [ a ]

  2. clever, althought not a very uncommon foe

    that guy, you know, the one you wish you were, modesty aside | [ a ]

  3. clever, althought not a very uncommon foe

    that guy, you know, the one you wish you were, modesty aside | [ a ]

  4. I find the best way to get a point across is to spell it wrong and write it three times.

    I'm loving the utility belt.

    Sean | [ a ]

  5. lol @ Sean

    Alexander | [ a ]

  6. what has she got in that utility belt holster?

    Jon Ponder | [ a ]

  7. The beehive, the hand on the hip, the pointer finger, the cape...this all adds up to brilliance!

    If only she had a bullhorn in her holster...

    bettsmedia | [ a ]

  8. This one made me chuckle.

    MT.Net | [ a ]

  9. Jon - Oh, just some water, some throat spray... I think she has some lozenges there too. You can't afford to lose your voice when you're a nag!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  10. How do you know my mom?

    M.M. | [ a ]

  11. The implement on the left looks like an industrial cake decorating device. The one on the right looks like a liter of coke. A cola.

    In any case, love the description on this one.

    Sol | [ a ]

  12. ooooh kevin, I think you may just have highlighted her weakness!

    I love the "A" in NAG!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  13. Now that I look at it, you could make the negative space inside the "A" into a tongue, facing towards the right.

    Which would go perfectly with this heroine!

    burt | [ a ]

  14. Damn you nailed it. The ONLY thing that ruins my mood after a good therapy sesh is getting a nagging.


    I'LL DO THE GARBAGE LATER MOM,
    god dammit.

    Jezbort | [ a ]

  15. You nailed it Kevin. The only thing that ruins my mood after a quality therapy session is getting an earfull .

    I'LL GET TO IT LATER MOM. GOOOODDDD

    Jezbort | [ a ]

  16. I hate work computers, sorry at first it said failed then i did it again and so on in so forth it posted twice and now I feel like an idiot.

    Jezbort | [ a ]

  17. Yeah Jez, I would too!
    The naggin' speech bubble emblem is quality. Or is it a mosqito head with 6 eyes?

    stevo | [ a ]

  18. HAHAHA! Jez, you made yourself The Nag! Maybe a utility belt for you wold be in order?
    Great hero/in Kevin, I'd sure run for cover when she comes along. Definitely gives Anger Manager an earful!

    opspraak | [ a ]

  19. She's already defeated at least one other opponent. Nice work, fellas. I can hear her now..."When are you gonna fix the crossbar on that damned 'A'?!?"

    Justin | [ a ]

  20. @M.M
    everybody knows your mom

    grg | [ a ]

  21. ZING!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  22. I love the chest plate--perfect.

    adam | [ a ]

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