Mad Cow

Mad Cow

Contaminates cooks and their food.

This cow is nuts. It thinks it's a superhero.

Mad Cow held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, February 20, 2008 to Thursday, February 21, 2008, heartily vanquishing Chef Lupo to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Anger Manager.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. MOOOOve over, Chef Lupo!

    burt | [ a ]

  2. Heheh :D

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  3. A cow with a bouffant can't be sane.

    solaana | [ a ]

  4. Wonky eyeballs! Awesome!

    M.M. | [ a ]

  5. Moo-hahahaha...!

    Fabian | [ a ]

  6. Seriously, seriously, SERIOUSLY, this is laugh-out-loud funny. I did a quick test to be sure; my cube neighbors confirm that I did indeed laugh. Out loud.

    jeremy | [ a ]

  7. Ha Ha
    I think the strings of drool and bulging eyeballs make this fantastic!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  8. Hehehe. I like how this one actually looks like a superhero. When was the last one like that?

    IGPDavid | [ a ]

  9. This summer...
    One cow....
    with one devastating illness,
    will make evil...

    MAD!!

    opspraak | [ a ]

  10. Is that a prion on the back of the cape?

    Omegajew | [ a ]

  11. She spreads the virus to kill and slay,
    So no cook or chef stands in her way.
    You just might find,
    This mad bovine,
    Behind the counter at Chick-fil-A.

    Snord | [ a ]

  12. This is the best Superest hero to date. Laughed out loud!

    Lasse Rintakumpu | [ a ]

  13. God, I love convergences!

    Justin | [ a ]

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