Conden Satyr

Conden Satyr

His cooling touch turns gas into liquid

Ever wonder where the morning dew comes from?

Conden Satyr held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, February 14, 2008 to Monday, February 18, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Evapo Raiders to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Super Shepherd.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Wait, if he went to Vail, would he make Mountain Dew?

    DEADPOOL | [ a ]

  2. He would star in Pun's Labyrinth!

    burt | [ a ]

  3. Turning gas to liquid - does that mean he can only shart when he's gassy?

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  4. Those nipples are funky, almost stalactite-ish. Or is that stalagmite?

    Dibyo | [ a ]

  5. Oooh I love this one, The Hero's name is great and I just love the drops of condensate forming on his hairy back! Way to go Matt!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  6. hair or feathers? I can't quite tell...

    Sean | [ a ]

  7. Love the beard, love the name! and great science puns!

    M.M. | [ a ]

  8. I can't envision a fatyr satyr

    Thirty Girl | [ a ]

  9. So grossed out..but slightly turned on?

    KellDuffy | [ a ]

  10. Ha Ha you get the Most Fattest Hero Award! Love the nips... wait did I just say that?

    Trunk | [ a ]

  11. Show me a water cylce trifecta!

    Jon | [ a ]

  12. Burt FTW!

    Low | [ a ]

  13. Julius Freezer: Brings order to liquid in troubled times.

    Or not, maybe if I get a better tagline.

    Tom | [ a ]

  14. It's gone a bit quiet recently, no updates since the 14th. Who could possibly beat Conden Satyr??

    Shaun S | [ a ]

  15. Actually, Conden Satyr was posted on Friday, the 15th (even though the date says 14th). Don't worry... I suspect he'll meet his match by tomorrow ;)

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

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