The Poking Sirens held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, February 06, 2008 to Wednesday, February 06, 2008, heartily vanquishing Headless Horse and Man to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Miss Marshmallower.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Destroys hourglass figures. Time will probably move a lot faster as Hourglass turns into more of a Cylinder or Spheroid of Hate.