Kevin
02 | 28 | 2008
( 8 ) Read
I don't even know why they let two students with the last name "Bully" register at the school. Oh well. Lesson learned.
Sutter
02 | 26 | 2008
( 14 ) Read
Stop hitting yourself. Why do you like to hit yourself so much? Doesn't that hurt? If it hurts so much why don't you stop already? Aw, look at the big crying baby. Stop hitting yourself baby.
Kevin
02 | 22 | 2008
( 22 ) Read
"How come my description has to rhyme? None of the other heroes rhyme. Why don't you take that writing course I told you about?"
Sutter
02 | 18 | 2008
( 14 ) Read
He hosts a cooking show on Tuesdays called Lupo Cooks You A Soupo!
Kevin
02 | 18 | 2008
( 14 ) Read
He was previously the Ungulator. But it was spelled wrong on his costume and people thought he was some kind of Alligator hero.
Kevin
02 | 14 | 2008
( 12 ) Read
The only thing Turpen Team will be fighting from now on are oxygen and nitrogen molecules. And trace amounts of argon and carbon dioxide.
Sutter
02 | 12 | 2008
( 16 ) Read
After The Pain Thinner thins you down to a most useless state, Mineral Spirit cleans you up and disposes of you.
Kevin
02 | 08 | 2008
( 21 ) Read
Yeah, he could buy a new box... but serial killing is really a non-profit endeavor.
Sutter
02 | 06 | 2008
( 14 ) Read
If you taste them once you'll always want s'more. (I'm so sorry I had to use that pun. Really, I'm very, very sorry)
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