Hellbent Horner held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, December 21, 2007 to Friday, December 21, 2007, heartily vanquishing Hurricandy Cane to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Lord Aleaping.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Distracting Grannies from their everyday duties. Minutes will turn to hours and hours into days. Before you know it, Fairy Grandmother will forget to even feed herself.