Candy Dandy held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, December 07, 2007 to Sunday, December 09, 2007, heartily vanquishing Goldilocks to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Trick Or Treater.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Can say anything 10 times fast. He'll defeat the Tongue Twisters faster than a longhorn sells at an... Austin auction. Hey! I get that now!