Nude Squad

Nude Squad

Concerned only with Mother Nature's fashions.

Powers include prancing, dancing and skipping.

Nude Squad held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, December 03, 2007 to Tuesday, December 04, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Fashion Mimics to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Figleif.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. wow - must be COLD.

    testMonkey | [ a ]

  2. They look like Adam and Eve!
    PLEASE TAKE MY GOD-MAN!!! =(

    If not, bad-time blizzard could be a fierce opponent!

    Theplayer131 | [ a ]

  3. Um, is it just me, or does that flag resemble the StumbleUpon logo? Was that intentional?

    Randall | [ a ]

  4. Theplayer131: You gotta give 'God-man' a rest, pal. If it's a hero that beats everyone it doesn't make for a very creative solution to the one hero it's supposed to beat.

    Randall: I didn't intend that but you're right, it kinda does look StumbleUpon-ish. Maybe that would be their logo if it were Numble Stupon?

    sutter | [ a ]

  5. Where is that lady's right arm??

    Colin Ford | [ a ]

  6. They look so happy. I want to be a member of Nude Squad...
    Sutter I love your stuff. Every aspect of that guy is hilarious. Bravo, sir.

    Jon | [ a ]

  7. I hate to say this, but Cobra Cassinova apparently didn't deal effectively with the superpower at hand: The female breasts. Boobies are proving to be difficult to vanquish. Time to bring in the *female* bodybuilder, the ideal breast anti-venom.

    Toad | [ a ]

  8. This is hilarious!

    Jase | [ a ]

  9. To be defeated by Senator J. A. Prood: Covering up indecency everywhere he goes.

    Vercalos | [ a ]

  10. Aha, I finally devised an excuse!
    Good one, Sutter.

    iancorey | [ a ]

  11. Love the Penis shaped nose. Nice way to sneak it in...I mean...

    Calabanos | [ a ]

  12. And see, Calabanos, my husband thought the flag pole was the suspicious...part...

    Lydia | [ a ]

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