Lord Aleaping: Easily leaps over any projectile.
Hellbent Horner: Lays down the law with his wind powered gun.
Hurricandy Cane: Twirls candy canes to create epic-force winds.
The Wrapping Vapor: The Wrapping Vapor will obscure your vision.
Alarm Angel: Foils would-be stalkers.
The Stalking Stuffer: Follows people and chokes them with their own beards.
Father Trismus: Binds your jaws closed while you sleep.
Corrosive Ex-con: Burned through his cell bars to settle a score with the man who put him there
The Vice: Clamping down on life's lies and ho's.
Cosmic Hookers: Careening through space in their Hookship
The Toothed  Wormhole: What goes in... doesn't come out.
Time-Traveling Chimp: He's not near as interested with the past as he is with the FUTURE!
The Creationist: Evidence Schmevidence.
Vegedon: A herbivore with an insatiable appetite for the cork oak tree
The Corkslinger: Plugs up excreting holes with well-aimed corks.
The Shampooer: Excretes the highest quality shampoo.
The Head Louse: Turns beautiful hair scuzzy.
Lariat Lucy: Escape on the luscious locks of Lariat Lucy
Curfew: Lets no one wander outside past 3pm.
Trick Or Treater: Taking the world's candy... one door at a time!
Candy Dandy: Spoiling children's appetites
Goldilocks: Renowned for eating the precious oatmeal of others.
Mr. Groat: Breathes only oatmeal on his feline hunts.
Micro Cat: IM IN UR BLOOD VESSELS BREATHIN ALL UR OXYGEN.
Sigmund & Rory: Skilled "Big Cat" subjugators.
Lion X: Uses his X-ray specs to find things to maul
Figleif: Uses his many shields to cover up danger.
Nude Squad: Concerned only with Mother Nature's fashions.
The Fashion Mimics: Adding Class to high fashion — "Middle-Class".
The Spoiled Heiress: This week snake-skin is IN.