Killer Kitty Calendar held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, November 15, 2007 to Friday, November 16, 2007, heartily vanquishing Shelly the Efficient Secretary to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Baby New Year.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Renowned for eating the precious oatmeal of others. I sure hope Mr. Groat breathes quick-cooking oats...