Isaac Coles

Isaac Coles

Freezes gum off of any surface!

His body is made of frozen water but his heart is made of hate.

Isaac Coles held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, November 07, 2007 to Thursday, November 08, 2007, heartily vanquishing Bubba Hubba to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Ramboni.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Another possible opponent for this monstrosity is The Salt Lich- An undead sorcerer composed entirely of salt.

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The False Alarmers

The False Alarmers

An unlikely team of experts specializing in setting off the fire drill. Chubby Tim Rogers: His poorly-aimed dodgeball frequently hits the fire alarm. Jeremy The Delinquent: Needs to get suspended so he can go to Burning Man. Janitor Rufus: A fire drill guarantees him a 20-minute nap under the bleachers. Mr. Carver's Class will barely get their goggles on before they're forced to line up in the parking lot.