The Boot Brute

The Boot Brute

No obstacle is unkickable to The Boot Brute

His boot is made for kicking and when he can afford the other boot he will be unstoppable.

The Boot Brute held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, November 06, 2007 to Wednesday, November 07, 2007, heartily vanquishing Obstacle Force to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Bubba Hubba.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

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Joyless Stick

Joyless Stick

The thumb's worst enemy. The only thing ergonomic about this guy is... well, nothing, I guess.

I tried to make a joke, but... uh...

Don't look at me!