Screamin' Sara Jenkins

Screamin' Sara Jenkins

Routinely wakes up for a drink of water and catches burglars.

The loudest thing in footy-pajamas.

Screamin' Sara Jenkins held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, November 01, 2007 to Friday, November 02, 2007, heartily vanquishing Phillip LePhipp to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Fun Uncle Stu.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. omg... i love this site an i love this girl... you can just see the delicate art of being a champion burglar being just vanquised by a fearless screaming kid. so good.

    maria | [ a ]
  2. She also works well to vanquish silence from a crowded airplane.

    sutter | [ a ]

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