Kevin
11 | 30 | 2007
( 23 ) Read
SWAT! SMACK! All that chirping and buzzing was ruining Tim's coming-of-age.
Kevin
11 | 28 | 2007
( 8 ) Read
I don't know what he did, but I think I know what he's going to do...
Sutter
11 | 27 | 2007
( 12 ) Read
Ruthlessly adding ounces of pressure to tip the scales of lady gravity!
Kevin
11 | 27 | 2007
( 15 ) Read
I'm not even sure a normal super hero could climb that ladder, much less one with sweaty hands...
Kevin
11 | 26 | 2007
( 13 ) Read
No one can stay bored, or not get their tea-drinking pinky blown off, with Xplode around!
Guest: Jon Burgerman
11 | 23 | 2007
( 13 ) Read
Makes light work of Teavil and his crumbly biscuit chums (more...).
Kevin
11 | 22 | 2007
( 17 ) Read
"Now, now, Kid Zombie — remember to wash behind your ears before bed! I believe they were blown into the toy chest."
Sutter
11 | 21 | 2007
( 17 ) Read
Dr. Empathy will have a hard time bending a mind that has been eaten out of it's skull.
Kevin
11 | 21 | 2007
( 20 ) Read
It turns out the Floor Kraken is actually just a metaphor for Capn' Skard's father.
Sutter
11 | 20 | 2007
( 10 ) Read
Tis' been many a year but finally Parched Pete can rest in peace off the starboard bow of his life boat on t'other side of this life.
Kevin
11 | 16 | 2007
( 14 ) Read
"Should auld acquaintance be torn off the wall" — C'mon, everyone sing! — "and tossed aside in obsolescennnnnnce..."
Sutter
11 | 15 | 2007
( 13 ) Read
The days and months will pass very slowly as you're being digested between the pages of Muffles the Lovable Tabby and Mow Mow the Frisky Siamese.
Sutter
11 | 14 | 2007
( 11 ) Read
With File Cake's baked-in iron formula, The Warden will soon have a lot less inmates to worry about.
Kevin
11 | 14 | 2007
( 18 ) Read
It's so cold... dark... and empty. Oh — I was talking about The Warden's heart, but that goes for the hole too.
Kevin
11 | 13 | 2007
( 16 ) Read
What's that noise? Why, Silent Film Director, weeping over his lost masterpieces.
Kevin
11 | 12 | 2007
( 13 ) Read
They pulled off that bank heist with just cellophane and frozen heads of lettuce.
Kevin
11 | 09 | 2007
( 21 ) Read
Unless the object IS rubber, in which case he just replaces it with fake "doo".
Sutter
11 | 08 | 2007
( 4 ) Read
"There's an awful lot of metal in that there robotic feller. 'Bout thirty-five hundred clips I'd say."
Kevin
11 | 08 | 2007
( 7 ) Read
One of these babies can push the Ramboni into extinction in a nanosecond.
Guest: Andy & Dan Havens
11 | 08 | 2007
( 2 ) Read
Horns, Fangs and Scraper... The ultimate hat-trick!
Sutter
11 | 06 | 2007
( 0 ) Read
His boot is made for kicking and when he can afford the other boot he will be unstoppable.
Sutter
11 | 02 | 2007
( 3 ) Read
Despite being a hideous freak, it can still manage to home school its many children and make them wear life jackets at all times.
Kevin
11 | 02 | 2007
( 3 ) Read
"Okay Sara... Just a coupla sips of ol' Uncle Stu's beer before bedtime!"
Kevin
11 | 01 | 2007
( 2 ) Read
There's nothing he can't pilfer... especially if it wins him a new trophy!
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